Altador Cup 7 Staff Tournament Players
| Player | Team | Position | Strength | Weakness |
 Comastar |
Brightvale | Forward | Bionic Hands | Gullibility |
 Dragona |
Terror Mountain | Forward | Sock Power! | Easily distrac-- |
 DJ Skellington |
Haunted Woods | Forward | Moehog Summon +4 | Sunlight |
 Jimmy James |
Maraqua | Forward | Quick Reflexes | Red Stapler |
 Night Owl |
Darigan Citadel | Forward | Keen Vision | Tiny furry animals |
 LornaDesparow |
Tyrannia | Forward | Smooth Talker | Kittens |
 Viola |
Krawk Island | Forward | Pointy Sword | Scurvy |
 Bancha Ninja |
Shenkuu | Defender | Lightning speed | Constant hunger |
 Breik |
Meridell | Defender | Running | Spider Webs |
 Kid Hawk |
Lost Desert | Defender | Corrective lenses | Brutal honesty |
 El Picklesaur |
Altador | Defender | Pre-Game Pep Talks | Training Montages |
 Mr. Insane |
Kiko Lake | Defender | Invulnerability | Overconfidence |
 Pie |
Faerieland | Defender | Truly outrageous | OMG shoes! |
 Undutchable |
Kreludor | Defender | Energy Legs | Shockolate |
 SenorMalo |
Moltara | Goalie | Scrappiness | The Cold |
 Socktastic |
Roo Island | Goalie | +10 Sock Puppetry | Nap Attacks |
 Snarkie |
Virtupets | Goalie | +5 against Ogrins | Paradoxes |
 Twitterpate |
Mystery Island | Goalie | Hamburgers! | ...hamburgers :( |