For Woods, A Changing Of The Guard (22 May 2014)
After eight seasons as a key contributor to Team Haunted Woods’s vaunted defense, Wan Dirx has decided to hang up his sling and call it a career. However, even though he’s no longer on the roster, that doesn’t mean he’s no longer a fan -- in fact, Dirx claims to be his replacement’s #1 supporter. “He’s terrific, and because I’ve always put the team’s fortunes ahead of my own, I felt that stepping aside was the right thing to do. I’m telling you… he’s so scary, it’s good. Hehe, I mean, he’s so goo--oh, you’ll see!”