Tyrannia: The Titans of... Slushie Slinger? (14 Jul 2008)
Improbable? Yes. Impossible? Apparently not. Although clearly not a Yooyuball powerhouse, Tyrannia has emerged as the only team among sixteen that remains undefeated in Slushie Slinger in this year's tournament. Even Krawk Island has managed to lose twice! What's going on? Perhaps the parched air of the Tyrannian highlands makes slushies especially soothing to the Tyrannian palate, or perhaps this year's supporters have focused all of their attention on Slushie Slinger at the expense of their team's Yooyuball and Make Some Noise efforts, as part of Tyrannia's master plan. At any rate, at least when it comes to their standings in Slushie Slinger, Tyrannia clearly has something they can point to proudly in this year's Altador Cup.